March 18, 2006

Does She or Doesn’t She?

Filed under: Uncategorized — chapterhouse @ 10:59 am

I went to the eye doctor yesterday because I need new glasses. The last time I went, my regular doc wasn’t there, so I saw a sub. The sub said, “Did you know you have cataracts?” Nooooo, no one had ever mentioned that before.

Today my regular doc was there, so I asked her to tell me more about the cataracts. She said she’d have to wait until after my eyes were dilated before she’d know if I had them. I told her that the last doc told me I had them, and that my eyes weren’t dilated then. She said the way to tell is by looking at the dilated eyes.

Turns out, I don’t have cataracts, just some yellowing of the lens, which is caused by aging normal processes.

I doubt the substitute doctor will be asked to come back.



  1. At least you got some good news!

    Comment by dawn marie — March 18, 2006 @ 5:12 pm | Reply

  2. If you happen to see that substitute doctor again, you should ask him/her if masturbation causes blindness. I would like to know for sure.


    Comment by Dan — March 19, 2006 @ 4:20 am | Reply

  3. Congrats on no cataracts! AND on aging. Considering the alternative, aging is OK.


    Comment by Duke_of_Earle — March 20, 2006 @ 5:20 pm | Reply

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