January 6, 2006

From the “Are They Serious?” File:

Filed under: Uncategorized — chapterhouse @ 9:11 am

This morning while sitting at a stoplight, I noticed that the blue van in front of me had an elaborate airbrushed painting on its rear doors. There was a foot-high Virgin of Guadalupe surrounded by golden light hovering over a mountainous landscape with an ocean view. She was gazing down upon a blue van parked in a clearing. There was a white chalked circle on the ground in front of the van, and inside that circle were two roosters facing off for a fight. (Aren’t virgins supposed to stay away from cocks?)



  1. Oooooh, Candace. That was B – A – D!

    I think I’ve seen that same van around Victoria. Or (do you think?) maybe that airbrush paint job is some kind of a “standard” design you can buy. Who knows. But that comment about virgins is sure to attract some kind of muse for your plot dilemma. Just not sure what KIND of muse.


    P.S. Yeah, I loved that expresion of “wonder” too!

    Comment by Duke_of_Earle — January 6, 2006 @ 10:12 am | Reply

  2. Pretty risque’, CandyLass.

    Comment by OldHorsetailSnake — January 6, 2006 @ 12:06 pm | Reply

  3. I just scared the cat, laughing. Which is hard to do since she’s been dead for five years.

    Comment by pooks — January 6, 2006 @ 6:01 pm | Reply

  4. Thank you, Pooks!

    SOME people (JOHN,HOSS) just chastised ME! Hey, I’M not the one with the cocks on my rear end.

    (Loved the dead cat reference.)

    Comment by Candace — January 6, 2006 @ 6:15 pm | Reply

  5. Spew!

    I know you warned me, but — excuse me while I go wipe off the keyboard….

    Comment by pooks — January 6, 2006 @ 11:15 pm | Reply

  6. “…and inside that circle were two roosters facing off for a fight.”

    And aren’t cocks supposed to stay away from cocks? Oh my goodness…

    Comment by Dan — January 6, 2006 @ 11:38 pm | Reply

  7. Not if they’re Episcopalians.

    Comment by pooks — January 7, 2006 @ 1:14 pm | Reply

  8. Oh my! ROFL! I ALMOST snorted grits up my nose. *note to self* Do not blog surf and eat grits at the same time.

    I always enjoy surfing onto your blog.

    Happy New Year!

    Comment by RagDoll — January 7, 2006 @ 3:53 pm | Reply

  9. Hey! I wasn’t being critical! In today’s world, being BAD is good!


    Comment by Duke_of_Earle — January 7, 2006 @ 4:29 pm | Reply

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